Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. You can head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I
did not have,
ahem, my period and a UTI last week. My body
did not feel like it had been run so hard that it was going to collapse. Nope! Not this hot mama’s body.
Ahem.I
did not put a panty liner in my panties and then wonder why it would not stick.
Ahem. It
was not because I forgot to peel the sticker paper off. Only an idiot would do that.
I washed all of our dirty clothes this weekend and there
is not a mountain of clothes in the bathroom floor.
SHEESH'S! Can’t a mother have
two weeks one day off from doing laundry?
I
did not spend my Saturday at defensive driving because I
did not get a speeding ticket going 36 mph over the speed limit. I also
do not have to pay a $1000.00 fine. What crazed person drives that fast?
I
did not turn around and smart off to the bully in my math class (who is not gray haired and at least in his 30’s) because he keeps making rude comments to people who have questions. To which he most certainly has learned his lesson and hasn’t said another word. Do grown-ups really act like this?
I
did not laugh hysterically when Avery hopped in the laundry hamper and wanted me to give him a ride around the living room.
It
was not my child at the Chinese restaurant that ate about 3 plates full of food, but left about 2 ½ of those on the floor.
My soon to be new neighbors (Andrew’s neighborhood)
are not painting their house the same color we picked out because it
is not already the color of Andrew’s shop in the backyard. Really? Neighbor’s really do that?
Oh and I most certainly
did not dip my graham crackers into vanilla frosting and think “well thank goodness I ordered my wedding dress a little big.”
Ha-NOT ME!